With all the insanity going on at the town halls across the country, I kind of, you know, want to get right in the motherfucking thick of it. So, Rep. Wu is hosting a few in the Portland area this week. Anyone want to go?
There’s one on Monday in McMinnville, another one on Friday in St. Helens. There’s one in Portland, too, but I don’t expect the lunatic fringe to be there. And besides, I have work.
At any rate, I’d rather get into the burbs. There’s a greater concentration of crazy out there. Takers? We can bring a bottle of whiskey and a video camera. That way if the birthers don’t show up, we’ll still have a bottle of whiskey.