You have nothing to lose but Guantanamo Bay.
I fucking love Glenn Greenwald. And today is no exception.
Here’s a recipe for making the United States awesome: 1) Read Glenn Greenwald every day, 2) Acknowledge his utter correct-ness every day, 3) Make him the President, 4) Add salt and pepper to taste.
Also–Portlanders, I’m playing a show today in the Park Blocks up around PSU. It starts at noon. I’m going to tell jokes, too, because our set’s not an hour and we need to get to an hour. You should all come. Shit yeah!
Also–anyone know any jokes?