Cornhole

Sorry I didn’t blog yesterday.  I was busy playing Cornhole and getting shitty at the bar up the street.  Cornhole has got to be the single stupidest game I’ve ever played.  There’s absolutely no skill involved, and unlike pool, where you sort of get into a groove on your third or fourth pint, with cornhole you just get worse and worse as the beers go down the gullet.

It’s like a cross between shuffleboard, curling, darts, and stupidity, with beanbags.  Here’s what you do.

Stand with a member of the opposite team fifteen or so feet away from your teammate and his/her teammate.  Throw beanbags toward a board with a hole in it.  If the beanbag lands on the board you get a point.  If it goes in the hole you get three points.  If the opposing team gets beanbags on the board or in the hole, points cancel each other out.  You play to 21, or until you’re too drunk to stand.

It’s stupid, and I only suggest you play if you’re properly liquored up.  Here’s a picture.

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One response to “Cornhole

  1. I much prefer rock the pen (peen). You stand side by side with your opponent roughly 15 ‘ from a wall and throw a tennis ball against the wall in an attempt to “rock the pen” of your opponent.

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