Aside from saying nothing while you hear cases, that is.
Okay, so the good thing is the Supreme Court ruled–utterly sensibly–that strip searching teenagers in school buildings is not constitutional. Violates the Fourth Amendment and shit. The bad news? It wasn’t unanimous. Guess who dissented. Go ahead, I’ll give you a minute….
Time’s up. It was Clarence Thomas! The same Clarence Thomas who sexually harrassed Anita Hill! Is it just me or is any of this the tiniest bit ironic?
A choice quote from his dissent:
“Redding would not have been the first person to conceal pills in her undergarments,” he wrote.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This guy’s on the fucking Supreme Court!!!!! That is fucking amazing!!!!!!!
But to be fair here’s the context of the above quote. It doesn’t sound quite as ludicrous, but it’s still pretty bad:
“Nor will she be the last after today’s decision, which announced the safest places to secrete contraband in school.”
If there’s one thing I remember about being in high school, it was how everybody was absolutely rapt by the latest goings-on in Constitutional law.
(I just kept my weed in my locker.)
Okay, I’m going to watch the Sopranos now.