Miracle Pneumonia Cure/Prediction Of The Day

The neighbors next door have a houseguest.  He sleeps in his truck.  I guess they don’t have a couch.

He barged into a conversation I was having with Joe, and told us the miracle pneumonia cure.  Ready for it?  It’s like this:

Mix equal parts 1) THC  2) Caffeine 3) Benadryl, and 4) Chicken Noodle Soup.

Consume all day.

Do this for four days and you’re cured.

Of pneumonia.

I predict that shit doesn’t work.

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