The neighbors next door have a houseguest. He sleeps in his truck. I guess they don’t have a couch.
He barged into a conversation I was having with Joe, and told us the miracle pneumonia cure. Ready for it? It’s like this:
Mix equal parts 1) THC 2) Caffeine 3) Benadryl, and 4) Chicken Noodle Soup.
Consume all day.
Do this for four days and you’re cured.
I predict that shit doesn’t work.